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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Doctors use poo pills to flush out dangerous superbugs - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

No way

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

USMNT vs. Türkiye: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Still no good.

Meta’s Next Headset is Reportedly Thin, Powerful & Uses a Puck-style Compute Unit, Coming in 2026 - Road to VR

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Let's Weigh The Pros And Cons Of Inviting Larry David To Your Wedding - OutKick

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.